Review #75: Delta Delta Die! (2003)

Cast/Notable Credits:
Devin Hamilton (Director): Bleed (2002), Birth Rite (2003)

Julie Strain (Marilyn)

Brinke Stevens (Rhonda)

Tiffany Shepis (Patrice): Bloody Murder 2 (2003), Nightmare Man (2006), Abominable (2006), Night of the Demons (2009)

Rachel Myers (Clarice): Bleed

Jennifer Johnson (Simone): Birth Rite

Karen Smith (Hannah): Birth Rite

Lizzy Strain (Mandy): Bleed, Birth Rite

Trailer:


* Back to school special #1 *
Plot:

This B-movie is about a cannibalistic college sorority. Years ago, two sorority sisters (Marilyn and Rhonda) accidentally killed a guy and didn't know how to dispose of the body. They eventually decided to chop up the body and turn the flesh into various meat products. They went on to have a "bake sale" and sorority sold the products for profit. Meat pies became the number one seller for the sorority. This became a tradition for the sorority and over the years the Delta Delta house would lure young college men into their house, kill them, grind up the bodies, make them into pies and then sell them for profit.

Over the years, Marilyn and Rhonda became enemies and broke apart. Marilyn carried on with her life as the sorority's house mother, and continuing the business of meat pies. Rhonda moved away and despised the sorority. Years later, a college student named Tobais figured out the plan and unknowingly went to Rhonda for help. Only Rhonda came back to town to settle the score with Marilyn.

Triple D is a classical example of a B-movie slasher flick, only done with just enough production quality to be considered a good film. That's maybe a stretch, but it's a fun flick to watch. (Julie Strain pictured right)The movie has:
1. Hot chicks (college girls...duh!)
2. Plenty of boobies (shower scenes included)
3. Blood and guts
4. And barely a plot!

It's a great time for all! The movie also has goofy attack sequences and plenty of sexual content and jokes.

Favorite line:
One of the sorority girls has been punished for taking a bite out of the male's anatomy and the house mother asks the girls why is that a sin? And they reply in a harmonic lulaby:

"The penis is filled with germs and sperm."

Can't you tell that this movie rocks?!

Villain:

Wouldn't you be scared of cannibalistic coeds? I guess if you're gonna die, die at the hands of exotic hot chicks. Hot Chicks = Crazy Chicks.

Cast:

B-movie scream queens include: Julie Strain and Brinke Stevens. It also stars newcomer...drum roll please...the lovely Tiffany Shepis. (Pictured right) And a bunch of other big breasted hot chicks. No real acting ability though. Kind of funny that most of them appear in the same movies as the director.

SFX/Gore:

Numerous deaths and cheesy blood effects through out this one. But oh well, it made up for it in other categories.

TNA:

"This film is off the hook!" We have hot chicks are every where, a strip poker sequence, a shower scene, numerous bondage scenes, skimpy clothing, chicks wrestling to the death and have I mentioned multiple boobies?

T.Gun's Take:

Brilliant. Grinding dead bodies into meat pies for profit. Scratch that...college sorority girls grinding dead bodies into meat pies for profit. Do we need any more story than that. Probably, but who cares, it's enough for me to watch. Brinke Stevens (pictured left) is not a college girl, but why can't she have a little fun too? She's the culprit in the goofy attack sequences.

Misc. Movie Trivia:
-Straight to DVD
-Lizzy and Julie Strain are half sisters